Help

What you need

“You need mental help”

by :)(:):(: August 15, 2020

Help

You can not run or hide, there is no more help.

There is no Help on the way.

by nevets/ lolopcjnweufvhfperufhe December 16, 2021

HELP ME

PLEASE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAP BY PEOPLE AND LOCK ME IN WITH A LAPTOP MADE IN 2001 RUNNING IN THE NEWIST VERSON OF WINDOWS (XP) AND PEOPLE IT STUCK ON 6/30/01 PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAP IN THIS ROOM ONLY WITH A LAPTOP THAT RUNS REALLY SLOW AND THE LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE IT HAVE 9 GB OF RAM

NO PLEASE HELP ME MY LAPTOP IS SLOW AND BAD.

by need help December 2, 2021

Help

What many people assume to be a calling for assistance

A: help me!
B: I think not my dear fellow, what you need is a jolly good bit of booze.

by TheLonelyCroissant April 12, 2021

help

the word that people occasionally scream in the hallway at times. it might be funny depending on the context.

Ryan: HELP!

by condom balls 33 May 17, 2023

Godless help

Godless help defines a situation where an unintelligent person with strong atheistic beliefs tries to mock other religions with the usage of ''scientific proof'' without checking the source of said proof.

Katy only brings Godless help on Facebook

by punrigby November 22, 2021

Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.

Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......

by Grandma_Gordon_Offical November 9, 2021