Guitar Hero

A game for retards who don't have enough musical talent to play a real guitar.

Good Song Plays

Guitar Hero Homo: OMFG I CAN PLAY THIS ON GUITAR HERO.

Non Fag: So what queer any retard can play a stupid fucking stick with 5 buttons.

by AnalRape December 9, 2008

Guitar Boner

just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.

Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?

Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.

Person 1: Me too.

by RaistlinCaitir June 20, 2011

Guitar Hero Hand Syndrome

Guitar Hero hand syndrome is what happens when you play guitar hero for a very long time (5+ years) and whenever a guitar solo or any music that you can follow along to you start playing air guitar and it really does not make you look cool it makes you look more like a poser

Person 1: Man i think i been playing Guitar Hero for to long i think i have Guitar Hero Hand Syndrome *starts playing air guitar*

Person 2: Dude stop playing that silly game and start playing real guitar

by MidnightStar Sparks September 19, 2011

Guitarbage

Any and all douchebaggery associated with the use of a guitar, including, but not limited to, (a) whipping one out at a party, (b) playing an overwrought, attention-seeking guitar solo for no reason other than you feel like dominating the stage and are a hopeless fucking douchebag (see: hair metal), owning a flying V - especially for reasons of irony. Especially then.

"Yeah, I made it out to see that Metallica cover band. 5 minute impromptu guitar solo at the end of One. Buncha fuckin' guitarbage, you ask me."

"What is he doing, playing 'Major Tom' in the living room? Total guitarbage. Its funny, I guess, but what a douchebag."

by Chalkboard Fatass October 17, 2011

Guitar Hero

A game that is infinitely better than FNAF.

Guitar Hero is fucking awesome!

by PI55 September 2, 2018

Pit stop gitano

Is the same as the F1 pit stop but they are not mechanics, they are "gitanos" and once they have your wheels they don't put new ones.

Omg look at that gitanos, they are waiting to do a pit stop gitano to my car

by SexyWampa September 1, 2016

20 minute guitar solo

When a guy and gal have been having sex for 20 minutes but the rhythm has not changed, and it is doing absolutely nothing for the gal.

Man- "Wow! That was a long one!"
Woman-" Yeah, like a 20 minute guitar solo."

by wifeofashlong February 27, 2019