Hoe Glasses are trendy thin rimmed glasses with joint lense, styled off those worn by peadophiles in the 80s. Worn exclusively by hoes - never prescription.
by Professional Wanker April 19, 2018
Get the Hoe Glasses mug.Like a blue veined log jam, it is when you forgot you banged that honey all night and then when you go to pee the next day the crusty leftovers block your tip and it hurts like a glass knife in the dick hole.
by Leper Khan April 20, 2018
Get the glass tip mug.The point in life where you feel trapped and everything pulls you further back but you keep pushing forward to accomplish things that have meaning to you
by Glass shadow May 13, 2018
Get the Glass shadow mug.The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum
-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?
- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
by bossrossin February 21, 2017
Get the glass emporium mug.Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.
by glass_option March 22, 2017
Get the glass option mug.by D34thcru5h June 8, 2016
Get the Glass Cock mug.A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga
“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”
“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”
“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”
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