by Okesp October 5, 2018
Get the glass vaporsmug. An absolute GOAT who won't take shit from anyone, and will knock them on their ass. He also has a sick backhand shot.
by tylertoestoes April 13, 2017
Get the Tanner Glassmug. Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.
Mom asks "where did they escape from?"
I reply "from prison"
Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"
Mom asks "where did they escape from?"
I reply "from prison"
Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"
by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 2, 2019
Get the Glasses-On-Buttmug. The “Glass Nutsack” can only be achieved by swinging ones nutsack back and forth against a sanitized glass window immensely until shards of glass penetrate the nutsack.
Father: son stop spreading your legs and stand up straight!
Son: eat my fuckin ass my shit all fucked up from doing the glass nutsack on foenom grave
Son: eat my fuckin ass my shit all fucked up from doing the glass nutsack on foenom grave
by Ispankbabies October 28, 2020
Get the glass nutsackmug. A vase carefully made by an artist, usually made or glass, but sometimes it can be made out of dog food or rhinocerous earfluff, all depends on whta you have at hand.
Wife: I bought a bouqet of flower, do we have a glass vase?
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.
by Auroean December 17, 2018
Get the Glass vasemug. The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.
Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.
by Read and Write February 4, 2020
Get the Ground Glassmug. state of the art glass. american made scientific glass which is the fuckin shit. at least i think so but i'm bloowwwnnn
by fadeddd July 5, 2012
Get the SOTA glassmug.