giant alex

minecraft creepypasta.

*server*
ASADDFFGAsDF was slain and banned by g i a n t a l e x
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone: oh hi giant alex

by what king December 3, 2021

Giant Hyperbole

A ginormous exageration, or someone who exagerates

Heather is a giant hyperbole

by Baby Urkette August 2, 2008

GIANT OOF

The most extreme form of "oof" to ever exist. Is commonly said when someone has been in a state of extreme discomfort.

"My house burnt down"
"GIANT OOF"

by TOP NOT BOTTOM April 25, 2019

Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls

Balls

Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.

by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022

Hoe giant

Someone who is a pro at being a hoe but claims they are an amateur

Ew you’re such a hoe giant

by mtrappy December 6, 2024

Small Giant

This is what we call a tall guy who acts small, this is Kim Namjoon.

He is tall, but acts like a five year old, falls over and breaks a lot of things. He’s clumsy, but that’s what makes him so cute.
He’s 5’11” (180cm) so he’s pretty tall, but he loves soft small things, that makes him small, he likes everything from the sea, and everything from the sea likes him. If you want to make a small giant happy, bring them a crab.

He is big, but he is small.

The opposite of this would be Jungkook, he is small, but acts big. He’s got a black belt though so don’t fight this small man.

Look at Namjoon! He’s such a small giant, so precious, I love him:(

Namjoon’s playing with crabs again, sigh he’s such a small giant.

by Chuujijen November 13, 2018

RED GIANT

Red Giant is a party game that you can play. It consists of painting the fattest guy red, and whenever you call "Red Giant" the Red Giant will call on someone to drink.

Partier: RED GIANTTTTTTTTTT
Red Giant: RED GIANT!!!!!!! IAN, DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!

by funnymanbro February 16, 2024