Sam Geldard

Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).

One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.

Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.

I had a Sam Geldard last night and he was an animal in the sack

by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021

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mr geldard

A sexy beast who won’t be stopped in any way and can’t stop thinking about his favourite class 8AG.

Mark: MR GELDARDS COMING WATCH OUT!
Blake: HES SO SEXY NOTHING WILL STOP HIM!

by Mr geldard November 22, 2021

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mr geldard

Someone who is sexy or hot, people say mr steal yo gorl for a reason

Mark: mr geldards coming!
Blake: omg watch out!

by Mr geldard November 22, 2021

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fritz gerald

A Haitian man who can't speak english after being in america for most of his life....great cook.... best grandpa cant lose weight to save his life...likes to spend quality time in the hospital

Has anyone heard from Fritz Gerald? He hasn't checked into the hospital in awhile

by GERALD FRITZ November 23, 2021

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