Girlfriend:o my god, what happened to your dick?!
You:i nob gashed myself last night while i was wacking off to a picture of you.
You:i nob gashed myself last night while i was wacking off to a picture of you.
by silentandcliche May 02, 2006
This phrase is used when something is surprising or in replacement of saying “that’s on god”. Similar to on jebena
by Throw it back lyds December 26, 2019
A slang term for a woman's pudendal cleft, particularly during menstruation when it resembles a bloody wound.
by Space guru April 04, 2022
by ifiwantsomethingilltakeit March 08, 2011
When a person gets bored of one persons vagina so has to swap from fanny to fanny. Also if a person does not get action from his girlfriend or only once or twice a week so finds other girls so he can get gash all week.
Joe: Woww i've got a proper gash mash-up this week lillie on monday then ellie tuesday then my girlfriends sleeping over wednesday but friday i think i will see Georgie.
Jack: Ahh cant be arsed my girlfriends fanny is to tight i get bored might as well go fuck Georgie.
Jack: Ahh cant be arsed my girlfriends fanny is to tight i get bored might as well go fuck Georgie.
by sbvodka July 28, 2010
Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability
Ex kings lynn Town striker
Very fit
Ex kings lynn Town striker
Very fit
by Guinness June 17, 2021
meaning a prostiute
you slept with 6 mans your a "gash monger"
by matthew heather September 17, 2008