Fuck boy

boys that are ugly

Aye look it’s that fuck boy (aka jose)

by smdfatbitch January 27, 2021

Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Fuck Boy

n, One who emulates the actions of a Real Man, only for personal gain, especially when dealing with potential mates or sexual Partners.

Myron Gaines is a Fuck boy, because he leverage clout for box.

by MarkusAquarius August 25, 2021

Fuck Boy

A fuck boy is someone who will be talking to many girls at one particular time. He will often be found at the campus bar drinking pitchers of Snake Bite while listing to old 2010 banger such as 'Written in the Stars' and 'Nothin' on You'. He is likely to consider himself a 'BNOC' despite not getting nominated on the official 'TAB' page. He is easily spotted as he often walks around the campus in a hoodie and a backwards cap. On the sesh, a fuck boy will have a tendency to get his dick out and demonstrate particularly vile and impressive party tricks to his fellow seshers. This guy is likely to be a Social Sec of a particular sport and will be damned if not everyone knows about his achievement. A fuck boy is a breaker of many hearts and has had many of tissues used by girls at his expense.

'Oh, that's Matt. He's social sec of lacrosse... don't trust him, he's a fuck boy'.
'He seemed really nice until he lit my cigarette from his foreskin. After that trick I knew he was a fuck boy.

by JohnHenryBrookes May 6, 2017

Fuck boy

Timothy meeks from lee county alabama

That guy over there is such a fuck boy

by Katedidthatshit August 30, 2022

fuck boy

A male who lets a female think she's the only one, while he's making a lot of other girls think the same. A fuck boy talks smooth to achieve something sexual and dumps the female afterwards. A fuck boy just hurts females.

Look at that guy! He has had sex with 5 girls in a week, what a fuck boy!

by NoFuckboy January 6, 2017

Fucked up friend boy

This word orginated from fuck boy" and has been expanded upon. Where a friend has the same intention as a "fuck boy" but only as a friend. Where you ask said friend "hey Tim would you like to go fishing and his response is Ya sure then blows you off later and then gives you a lame excuse that he has to help his dad do his taxes. Like come on a retarded kid doing taxes for a very intelligent man. Here are signs that your friend is a "fucked up friend boy". He makes plans, you show up and follow through then he blows you off. Then Timmay plays it as "o" well I meant to come but this girl texted me and I had to drive like 120 miles in my new car and still did not get laid even after sleeping in the same bed and proceeds to say we should hang out this next weekend. Just enough conversation and interaction to lead you on that your still friends.

Hey Jimmay you want to hang out such but I won't show up like the last time oh OK cool. Fucked up friend boy

by hue jasol May 10, 2018