Fountain O' youth

When you blow an O around his dick while he cums.

I just gave him a fountain o' youth

by sosumi November 22, 2021

Sex fountain

When a man ejeculates at the same time as a woman squirts and their bodily fluids meet together in air they create a sex fountain

Jimmy: How is your sex life going, Tim?
Tim: me and Gina finally managed to do the sex fountain... I think I'm ready to get married now

by TransexualBratzDolll November 23, 2021

A Maderno Fountain.

Noun: An act in which a man or a woman kneels down and then tilts their head to have their open mouth toward the ceiling. Another person then straddles the kneeling person(the fountain)'s face, so that their anus is atop the fountain's forehead and their genitals facing towards the fountain's mouth.

The person is then to begin urination into the fountain's mouth, at which point the fountain begins the gargle the urine. The person is then to push a small amount of fecal matter from their anus onto the fountain's forehead and then draw a cross shape on the fountains forehead, reminiscent of drawing a cross on someone's forehead on Ash Tuesday, hence the name 'A Maderno Fountain', as the Maderno Fountain is a fountain in Saint Peter's square.

"Mate he's a proper creepy cunt, he probably gets off to people making him into A Maderno Fountain."

by Grumblebumble November 24, 2021

Ear fountain

Where a guy jizz's in a girl's ears and puts his dong so far down her throat her ear drums rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024

Ear fountain

Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024

Greek Fountain

Where you put your back up the wall, lay on the floor, and ejaculate in your own mouth.

“Hey bro, have you tried the Greek fountain yet?”

by Shaboigen June 9, 2024

Golden corral chocolate fountain

1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.

I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do

by Peter Big June 12, 2024