February 15

National take you, male best friends hoodie/sweater day

Girl: "It's February 15 give it here"
Boy: "Fine"

by Kinda Russian spy January 2, 2022

February 6

WHERE THE REAL MDFS WAS BORN!!

its february 6 londons bday she seem so T'd

by LondonLuvs229 June 5, 2023

February 24

The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on February 24th

A:Babyyyyyyyyyy guess what day it is!
B:Wednesday?
A:IT’S FEBRUARY 24,NATIONAL FUCK DAY!!!
B:OH HECK YEA

by SmollPP February 20, 2021

February 26

Give your gf the most love day! She is a bad bitch and born on this day. Give her everything!

Bf- hey its february 26

Go-to know what that means

by Emilypro08 February 9, 2020

february 31st

This day doesn’t exist

February 31st is not a day

by Emilysksk October 30, 2019

February 2nd

Oh so you were born on February 2nd… DAMN! This is your birthday but also the day you will take over the entire fucking world. Your a GOD! I pity anyone who doesn’t know you

Oh it’s my birthday February 2nd time to rise to power and make those pathetic mortals bow down to me

by Feb2 August 3, 2021

February 28th

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

by Hornyboi737 February 28, 2021