by shdnfoenebdh February 4, 2021
Get the farmer derrekmug. A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021
Get the unicorn farmermug. A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.
Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.
by T-3PO January 24, 2011
Get the Pity Farmermug. Once done decapitating the head of a chicken, inserting it into the victims Vigina while listening to soul train.
by OG shea November 3, 2014
Get the Farmer stinkymug. A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?
B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
by H12F April 1, 2011
Get the Jamaican Farmermug. A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017
Get the Penis farmermug. A woman married to a farmer.
Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.
Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.
Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020
Get the Farmer’s Wifemug.