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The Dance of The Flaming Arseholes

A Dance (Now more of a game), This is Now been commonly abbreviated to just Flaming Arseholes.
In This Dance the competitors put a piece of flaming toilet paper in their pants, it is a tradition to only were pants while doing it. (the breifer, the better!)

The dance is to be done around a swimming pool, This is because in the game if your arse get too Hot or your pants set on fire you can jump in the pool. The last person to jump in wins and is allowed to take the Flaming Paper out. Any number of players are allowed to take part and process around the pool in the clockwise directon. The length of paper used must not be longer than reaching the floor, all participants must present their paper tails to a single igniter and the dance starts when all the tails are simeltaniously lit.

There is a secret of the game is to proceed around the pool at a speed which is not so fast as for the wind to extinguish the flame but not so slow as to cause the paper to flare and set fire to your arsehole!

This Dance was originally created in 1992, in Scotland but the maker then moved back to his House in Hertfordshire were he Expanded the game into many differant continents of the world, it has even been recored that it was played in Australia.

By this year the game has been changed in a number of differant ways E.G People often play in Pubs and House without pools where you take the paper out when it gets too Hot.

The famailiar cry of this dance is "Holy Shit my Arse in on Fire"
John "I did The Dance Of the Flaming Arseholes last night"

Nick "Oh Really what happend?"

John "Well i lost, my pants got burnt to a crisp and my arasehole nearly set on fire"
by wenters123 August 31, 2013
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foaming seabiscuit

(noun) The bubbling fuzz produced from rapid fucking. 2. A pussy that has an unusually large amount of discharge. 3. An infected vagina. 4. The froth on a horse's mouth.
A man says to his son, "When it comes to women; look before you leap. If you see a foaming seabiscuit, get the hell out of there!"
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foaming walrus

when a girl is giving a guy head and right as he cums he punches her in the stomach so the cum comes out of her nose in two streaks looking like walrus tusks
"Dude, I gave her a foaming walrus and little Bobby took a picture and put it all over the internet"
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fuck facing

The act of imagining someone else’s face instead of your partner’s face whom you’re currently having sex with.
I think my girlfriend was fuck facing me last night but it’s cool because I was pretending she was Wonder Woman
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flamingo

A hockey move, usually performed by forwards trying to play defence. The technique involves raising one leg while the opposing player takes a shot from the point, instead of doing what you are paid to do, which is to block the shot.
The end result is usually a deflection or screening the goalie, thus causing a goal.
Most Swedish and Finnish wingers are very adept at the flamingo move.

Trevor Linden has never used the flamingo move in is life
by wetcoaster July 4, 2007
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flaming dragon

This can also be achieved by making the female partner laugh, causing the semen to excrete out of her nostrils. This is soimilar to how milk can come out of ones nose after making them laugh.
- I farted while my gf was giving me head and she looked like a flaming dragon.
by Jimjob April 17, 2004
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Flaming Cheeto

The sexual prank in which they guy covers the outside of his condom with hot sauce before any penatration.
I was having sex with split last night so I gave her a Flaming Cheeto.
by Youtsey January 28, 2006
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