Premature Ejacuconfetti

Premature Ejacuconfetti When your team thinks they hit a buzzer-beating 3 at the end of regulation so they eject their celebratory confetti only to be told it was a 2 pointer and then go on to lose in overtime.

Premature Ejacuconfetti Oh Philly, after tanking 8 straight seasons you still managed to find a way to get ahead of yourselves... 😂

by DjOmni June 2, 2018

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premature ejacufetti

When the overanxious 76ers drop the confetti before they have actually won their first game of the second round of the playoffs.

Did you see when the premature ejacufetti job the 76ers did when they didn't even win the game?

by Jimmy from the Ville June 2, 2018

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spiritual ejaculation

when you nut so hard you have an out of body experience

tim: “damn sex with her is so great. that pussy was so good it gave me a spiritual ejaculation”
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro”

by bigcockplay69 November 24, 2018

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Explosive Ejaculation

When a girl with whiteout in her pocket bumps into a guy and the whiteout liquid goes all over the crotch of his pants.

Person 1: Hey watch where you're going!
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...

by TippytheHippy May 9, 2019

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Wildly Ejaculate

when someone ejaculates while screaming.

Mikey Hodgkinson wildly ejaculated while playing rocket league

by Crippled wank June 10, 2019

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Overmature Ejaculation

Stemming from the premature ejaculation, this is the exact opposite. This occurs after wacking off or banging someone of something and not being able to nut. Several minutes, hours, even days later you randomly fire your juicy load unprovoked.

Big Cheesy: Dude, I don't know what is wrong with me. I am randomly shooting loads in my pants and not able to nut when I hack my wee wee or plow my wife. This ever happen to you?

T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?

Big Cheesy: SEE!!!

T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 17, 2019

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