alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.

Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"

by QuacksO June 7, 2021

Extreme sledding

Extreme sledding is when you tie a sled to the back of a truck and get pulled around on it.

Last weekend my buddys and I went extreme sledding and we got up to 55 mph with me on the back.

by ThePatriot1991 February 19, 2010

glandcanyon extreme

Gland canyon extreme is referring to a " often busy" or having multple children,woman's vagina. To say it's small would be lyin'

Now that I'm matured,I find a womens vagina more appealing if it's a glandcanyon extreme,I won't tolerate much else.

by Peteandbird April 2, 2023

extreme taco

Anal sex ending with a surprise blow to the back of the head using a warm taco whilst screaming EXTREME TACOO!!!!!!!

Dylan extreme tacoed charollette after anal coitus

by snib96 January 16, 2014

Extremely fat

a person too big to fit through a door and makes the floor colappse and makes a 69.6969 magnitude earthquake happen when they jump

me: casually gaming
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
me: mom, couldn't you NOT break the door
Mom: sorry darling im extremely fat... and you know that.
floor casually collapses.
Me: *can i go to heaven now?*

by Definetly not a person October 29, 2023

Extreme Pancake

When a pancake is put into softball form, put into a softball launcher, and launched at your face, when the pancake reaches terminal velocity, and hits the facial structure of a person, it flattens out to its pancake form.

"dude, I wanna eat an extreme pancake!" "Let's go extreme pancake some people!"

by ThatDudeWhoDoesntDude March 4, 2015

Extremely Low Standards

When you exaggerate the most minuscule things. One example can be the tinpot club Arsenal who beat a farmers' league team Benfica in Europa league which also can be a synonym for losers' league, and called it one of the greatest european nights for the team. Mfers are down bad.

Arsenal is a tinpot club with extremely low standards.

by proud liverpool fan February 26, 2021