Eli

Eli is a very hot,kind,cute,sweet,sexy guy and he mostly dates Brittany’s and he is very popular and he loves his girlfriend he has right now and she does too and he would do anything for her and he’s a very strong friendly 😏😏😏 boy!

Brittany:I love Eli he’s the best ever!

Dallas:Yep dad is great!

Carly:Yes your dad is hotter then hot 😏

by Brittany2005 July 31, 2021

The Eli Curse

The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose

You're rooting for the Dolphins? You know they have the Eli curse right?

by Bentassasin September 26, 2022

Elie

The most handsome man of all time, he is as well renowned as having a penis of considerable length and circumference. Tall and muscular, his girlfriends can be counted on both hands; and his bisexual nature allows him to be of very good company to his friends during cold nights.

-Oh man, I can't even sit...
-What's up? Do you feel sore after a legs workout?
-Nah, It's just that Elie was sleeping over last time.

by Mourran November 22, 2021

eli king

my literal bae. in wuv

eli king is bae

by your bae that literally wuvs u October 15, 2021

Ely

The hottest guy ever! He has a huge dick and is amazing to kiss all Ely’s are like this

Wow ely is hot

by West Cost Flipps January 24, 2020

Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker’

“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’

by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025

Eli

A man who is more awesome than any Celine, Samantha, Bryon, Olivia, Charlie, Addyson, Jaylene, and Abbie

"Wow, Eli is Awesome!"

by Ghostflame August 23, 2021