an illustration of ones true understanding of the magnitude of a bad situation; this particular combination of words is best used after any unfortunate or unbearable event has occurred that requires more than just the usual "aww that's too bad" or "bummer eh". Best spoken with a pregnant pause between the two words for maximum potency.
Rich: You up for a fishing trip in the Caribbean Islands this weekend Lips? Got a few Victoria Secret Models and some other 9.5 dancers coming too!
Ben: I'm in Jail.
Rich: Dude...HURTIN'
Ben: Yeah dude, some bloke tried to crack on to my hot little blonde, so I gave the smart ass a throat punch.
Rich: Shit! How long you in for?
Ben: Life. The cunt's brown bread. It's not good dude...HURTIN'.
Rich: Dude................HURTIN'.
Ben: I'm in Jail.
Rich: Dude...HURTIN'
Ben: Yeah dude, some bloke tried to crack on to my hot little blonde, so I gave the smart ass a throat punch.
Rich: Shit! How long you in for?
Ben: Life. The cunt's brown bread. It's not good dude...HURTIN'.
Rich: Dude................HURTIN'.
by ShakingBeetle December 4, 2010
Get the Dude...HURTIN' mug.A straight male that befriends Lesbians. Usually lipstick lesbians for the purpose of scoring with her hot straight or bisexually friends. Dike dudes are considered safe because they realize that true lesbians cannot be converted or temped into heterosexual sex and will only have sex with a lesbian upon a direct request. Warning, Dike dudes or still dudes. Drunken flirting is still to be avoided.
Debra made sure to bring her dike dude to the party for protection form any straight guy's advances.
by Jon The Monkey King. March 1, 2009
Get the Dike Dude mug.A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.
by T&A Fishing & Bagfries Crew October 8, 2011
Get the Two's or Dudes mug.Someone with a beard that grows at an alarmingly long rate.
Usually this person can shave it multiple times, but it will contantly grow back in about 3 days. This is usually caused by the fact that they rarely get out of the house and hardly get any sunlight. They can also be very pale and be found playing video games for hourse on end.
Usually this person can shave it multiple times, but it will contantly grow back in about 3 days. This is usually caused by the fact that they rarely get out of the house and hardly get any sunlight. They can also be very pale and be found playing video games for hourse on end.
by Lionwuss May 21, 2008
Get the Whisker Dude mug.college age male interested in beer, boobs, and the like. Similar to a frat boy but not necessarily a member of the greek system. Begins most thoughts with "Fuck dude. . . "
Things a fuck dude would say:
- "Fuck dude, last night I was sooo drunk . . fuck dude."
- "Fuck dude I was totally going to fuck this chick, but her friend cock blocked me, and I was all 'fuck dude!'"
Things a fuck dude would say:
- "Fuck dude, last night I was sooo drunk . . fuck dude."
- "Fuck dude I was totally going to fuck this chick, but her friend cock blocked me, and I was all 'fuck dude!'"
by Tim Hemesath July 27, 2004
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Dude McGuy is an online term used for players who play tag pro that like munging and feltching. A Dude McGuy is very respected and is one of the most valuable tag pro players alive. Dude McGuy is not a person, but is an online role playing name.
Dude McGuy is an online term used for players who play tag pro that like munging and feltching. A Dude McGuy is very respected and is one of the most valuable tag pro players alive. Dude McGuy is not a person, but is an online role playing name.
by JackMaster February 9, 2015
Get the dude mcguy mug.A person named Caleb that overcompensates for having a small penis by acting like he is the boss, or, manager of sorts, over everyone.
When in fact, he is neither, and never will be.
Because he is a inconvenience, and a general waste of space.
When in fact, he is neither, and never will be.
Because he is a inconvenience, and a general waste of space.
F: "You know Caleb right?"
R: "Ye, I mean he's made a name for being a small minded bigot"
F: "Well he's flirting with the new girl, you know, instead of doing his job."
R: "He never does his job what do you expect, he's an asshole."
T: "A dildo dude."
R: "Ye, I mean he's made a name for being a small minded bigot"
F: "Well he's flirting with the new girl, you know, instead of doing his job."
R: "He never does his job what do you expect, he's an asshole."
T: "A dildo dude."
by Yokosuka Giana August 17, 2021
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