fried duck

person that you kind of hate but you are still friends

josh is a fried duck

by Fried Duck February 23, 2017

Liam the Duck

When a child in his teens named Liam gets booped on the head and is called a duck.

Look, it's Liam the Duck!

by I AM THE INTERNET January 3, 2018

Duck song

Best song in history

Did you watch the duck song

Yea it’s the best

by karentookthekids:( April 29, 2019

French duck

When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.

I think I just heard a french duck

by op2014 November 4, 2014

Duck Muck

The residue left around the bell end of the penis after anal sex. Generally, an amalgam of fecal remnants, cum and booty juice. Known for its ripe, pungent odor.

She went right down on it after anal braaaahhhh. Didn’t even wipe off the duck muck.

Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.

Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

Odonnell Duck

Noun: A greasy duck found in the South Carolina region. An odonnell duck may have the initial appearance of an eagle, but when cut open it's true colors are exposed. The odonnell duck is not the smartest of the ducks, in fact is considered the dumbest of all ducks. An Odonnell duck is a bottom feeder which scientist say may be the reason the duck is greasy. Unlike a normal mallard this ducks quack sounds more like a baby crying.

I wasn't sure it was an Odonnell duck that was found eating out of the trash can until I heard it whining like a baby.

by Ins Word Guru 2 July 18, 2012

Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009