Asshole who thinks he’s really cool cuz he knows words such as pulpertudeness and gangly. Also acts like a douchebag 24/7
by Jacob Stachniuk November 10, 2020
Get the Drew Foxmug. Drew Fries is a nineteen year old pokemon go professional player. He is the best pokemon go player in Iowa City and is currently a Freshman at the University of Iowa. He also has the record Large Mouth Bass caught in Elk Grove Village weighing at 5 pounds 11 ounces.
by FRIED Fries December 25, 2023
Get the Drew Friesmug. Normally looks like an ostrich also try's to get on love island every year but fails since he likes a bit of cock normally received when going to church with a lad called Kieran
by I hate you mate xx January 21, 2018
Get the Drewmug. Drew is a wacky and whimsical elf creature native to the continent of East America.
He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.
Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)
All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.
Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.
Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.
Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.
This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.
Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.
Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)
All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.
Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.
Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.
Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.
This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.
Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
by ItzLandon4 July 7, 2024
Get the Drewmug. A man-purse wearing, backpack-hating, executive lifestyle living, never-sleeping, money-making mogul
by DrewDaddy October 8, 2020
Get the Drewmug. by Autism Spectrum Disorder February 26, 2017
Get the Drewmug. A gay asshole whom suck anus like there is no tomorrow. He loves cats a little too much and has cum stain all over his bed!
by Drewzcatanime12 May 5, 2019
Get the Drewmug.