pussy dork

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm

if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork

by Sexydimma December 08, 2017

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 March 23, 2011

Big Dork

A term of endearment

LAYNE YOU'RE A BIG DORK

by acebondange April 25, 2015

dork lord

Stephen Parker (Stevop) is our Dork Lord, He is the Lord of all Dorkyness and has Dorked the Most Dork there is to Dork. Making him Dork Lord.

"Wow she is almost like the Dork Lord"
"OMG I LOVE THE DORK lORD

by EmuumE August 17, 2017

Power Dork

A kingly dork that is supreme in his/ her knowledge of one specific nerdy pursuit.

Clint is such a power dork. He watches Fantasy Football podcasts 24/7 and dominates his $10 Fantasy Football league every year.

by SammyUtah November 13, 2023

A Really Cute Dork

Some ugly kid with a birds nest for hair

Mercy: I think you need your eyes checked, and the correct terminology is a really cute dork

by PigLink June 16, 2020

Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021