dolphin kiss

The act of pulling down one's pants, to the bare ass, and sitting or preferably jump sitting on someone elses nose. This is most successful when your butt hole lands directly on the victem's nose.

While he sat down I dolphin kissed him.

She has a brown nose because I dolphin kissed her

by Joker5997 March 18, 2008

Delphos

The force with which one grips his penus during masterbation.

Man,he had a strong delfose around the fire!

by Rach Tee July 12, 2004

Dolphined

Verb; When someone tries to start having intercourse but the wrong hole is poked, the girl says no like a dolphin, "eh eh."

Example 1

Girl - "Eh Eh."

Guy - "Oopsh." :)

Example 2

Bro 1 "So breh, check it. I was at this house, poked this chick with my ween and she was like, "eh eh"

Bro 2 "Get dolphined sonnn"

by Abzsss October 15, 2013

Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

by Assi9 January 5, 2017

polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax

Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals

by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018

Delphini

Legitimate arsehole
Sneaky bitch

Is that A Delphini?
Whats that?
One of Voldemorts offspring you dumbnut
Omg hazza is such a Delphini
Oh yeah definitly a sneaky bitch

by Nabbers August 25, 2016

OAP-dophile

A younger woman that is attracted to much older (and normally incredibly rich) men. Also know as a 'biddy fiddler'. Prime examples include Anna Nicole Smith and Catherine Zeta Jones.

OAP-dophile biddy fiddlerwhore rich money millionaire slut elderly

by le terrible no.13! February 8, 2009