ding

a small, limp penis. (may not necessarily be small erect)

"My ding gets huge when it boners!"

by shitcuff August 8, 2007

DING

Reference to a hot chick. Stems from the episode of Family Guy when Peter wants to be a knight. The black knight introduces his wench and all the men get erections causing a "ding" sound except when it came to Mort who looked around and yelled DING!

Hence, when you see a hott chick you yell DING to notify your friends.

DING! check out the tits on her.

by John gags July 16, 2007

ding ding

a member of the male genitalia.

"you wanna touch my ding ding?!"

by Jaynea October 10, 2007

ding dong your opinion is wrong

a way of telling somebody they're stupid or that what they said was idiotic

idiot: feminism is cancer
educated person: ding dong your opinion is wrong

by fuck__you February 6, 2018

buba ding ding

The schoolboy slang for the red spot on an asian ladies forehead.

Ha, look at that Curry muncher with a buba ding ding!

by bileh November 22, 2005

Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.

"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."

"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama

by theyungrasta September 7, 2013

ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.

I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.

by Juju_02 July 11, 2016