Ditch pig

Jamie R is ditch pig with no class or respect.

Ditch pig, Selfish and disrespectful

by SAWFTy July 27, 2019

dome ditch

Leaving your friends to hang out with your girlfriend (aka "dome piece")

Man, Charlie is so whipped. He dome ditched us to go the the theater with his woman instead of coming to poker night

by krm3567 December 29, 2007

ditch sow

The mother of a Ditch Pig. Very much like a cougar only dirty with saggy breasts . Will hop from gender to gender. Known to have multiple generation children, sometimes spanning 20 years.

That Ditch Sow should really put on a bra, her tits are past her bellybutton.

by B Silent September 22, 2018

Ditch Dingo

Coyote, one that preys on road kill or up for an evening stroll cruising roadways in the ditch.

There was a Ditch Dingo eating a road killed trash panda on Highway 2.

by Underwear Gang July 7, 2018

Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool

Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.

by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016

ditch trout

A Stinky poon swimming with disease.

Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout

by Mcq31 March 3, 2017

ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.

The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks

by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018