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Szalowski's Disease

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.
Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.
by gnarly_guacamole April 28, 2023
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The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism
My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease
by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023
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P.D Disease

P.D Disease

Created by Dr. Ralph F Stine
Symptoms
In females, P.D appear in and around the vagina or anus or on the cervix. In males, they appear on the penis, scrotum, groin, or thigh. P.D can be raised or flat, small or large. Sometimes they're clustered together in a cauliflower-like shape. Most of the time, they're flesh-colored and painless. Sometimes, the warts are so small and flat that they may not be noticed right away.

It may take several months or years after infection for symptoms to appear — if there are symptoms at all.

In females, the virus can lead to changes in the cervix that may lead to cancer, so it's important that it is diagnosed and treated as soon as possible. Males infected with HPV can also be at risk for cancer of the penis and the anus.

P.D is transmitted through sexual contact (anal, oral, and vaginal) with an infected person, and warts can appear within several weeks or months afterwards.

The virus is passed through skin-to-skin contact, but not everyone who's been exposed to the virus will develop P.D.
that stoopid ass dubz has da p.d disease"
by Dr. Ralph F Stine June 25, 2010
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booty disease

The grossness contracted from a toilet seat when you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. A completely preventable disease, symptoms include: nausea, the "trots", vomiting, unpleasant odors, and the shame of knowing people saw you not washing your hands.
Timmy contracted the booty disease and now no one will have lunch with him.
by Dr. Snrub February 27, 2020
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Dodge disease

Dodge disease also referred to as stupidity is a long and devastating process one undergoes when they decide that a ram truck is truly the king of all trucks
I mean I would invite home but he has dodge disease

He used to be so cool till he got dodge disease
by TacomaCrew October 15, 2019
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birds disease

having an abnormally small head in proportion to the body, giving the appearance of a pigeon head on a human body
look at that weird looking woman over there, she's sufferering from a bit of birds disease, a right pin head
by kinksYS April 7, 2010
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limelight disease

An infectious, paralytic disease one catches from a night out at The Limelight.

Symptoms range from and can include all of the following: covid, tonsillitis, crabs, flu, headache, hangover and the worst MD comedown you've ever had.
oh my days I've only gone and landed limelight disease fml. never going back again.

limelight disease? u mean limeshite disease :/
by alex404 May 22, 2022
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