real dealed

The act of consensual anal penetration with Julian's sister.

Cameron: Yo Scott! How was you date with Emily last night?
Scott (the real) Deal: It was sick man i totally Real Dealed her.

by Triangulated July 7, 2018

Sam Endicott Deal

Deal that friends make about really hot celebrities who they would like to marry and/or just screw at least once. This deal usually involves an innocent sweet, and slightly obsessed, friend who would like to marry the celebrity in question and a slutty friend who is only interested in fucking said celebrity. The deal is that on the night before the wedding the slut friend is allowed to sleep with said celebrity, but only once.

I'll make you a sam endicott deal.

by krazy kaaner January 15, 2009

Big Daddy Dealer

A really hot rapper that is new to the game, he has pretty fire music on soundcloud also

"Oh my god he's so hot"

"Yeah that's Big Daddy Dealer, I heard he's packing"

by The real Big Daddy Dealer October 28, 2020

slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal

1 acceptance

2 Giggity

well you have yourself a slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal fine sir

by Barnaby Jones II February 15, 2009

Boom, deal with it!

Exclamation of confidence, masculinity, or dominance over an event that has just happened.

Especially useful when taunting.

The lineman tackled the quarterback hard, and then shouted "Boom, deal with it!"

by Floyd Callows October 28, 2010

The Deal

First you need a bottle of tequila. preferably Jose. proceed to drink at least half. plus as much beer as you can find. go out with the hottest girls you can find but DO NOT touch them whatsoever. once intoxicated pretend to be blind act as retarded as you can. once all of your alcohol supply is gone then you should make your journey home. never take the shortest easiest route. start as many fights as you can along the way and when you finally make it home be sure to piss on your roommates' couch and eat all of their shit. repeat weekly

Levi: oh shit we got the deal again last night
John: are you fucking kidding me?
Denzel:What's the Deal?
John and Levi: Fuck you D

by john to the b September 21, 2010

Drug Dealer Booty Call

Similar to a booty call, in which someone calls another person just for sex. A drug dealer booty call is when a drug dealer calls you with the sole purpose of asking you to buy drugs.

My dude was tripping last night calling me and asking if I need drugs. Shit I'll call him when I need the good, I'm sick of his drug dealer booty calls.

by High Like Moon September 28, 2011