deez nutz

a joke among internet people used to signify a persons genetalia.

Person 1: my names deez.
Person 2: deez what sir?
Person 1: deez nutz, GOTTEM.

by The Monkee September 4, 2022

Deez

DEEZ NUTS. HA GOT EM. is a prank that is used for humorous porpoises

hey have you heard of deez
whos deez
DEEZ NUTS

by Pulsar AKA Dylan August 15, 2021

deez mutz

slang for direct message(s), or "dm(s)". derived from "dn" (deez nutz)

user1: "yo @user2 chat is crowded, chec deez mutz"
user2: "ite"
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"that girl on twitter is cute, i'm bout to slide in her deez mutz"

by deadavenger March 3, 2024

Deez nuts

Its a dead meme

DEEZ NUTS

by Lil_adopted August 3, 2019

Deezed

A person who is absolutely huge, or in other words very muscular.

Person 1: Have you seen Adam recently?
Person 2: I saw some pics on Insta, he’s fucking deezed.

by ick.rastley May 6, 2022

Deezed

Used to describe another person as muscular.

Your boyfriend is so deezed that it makes my panties drop

by Deezedbyb September 8, 2022

Catch Deez Hans

A verbal threat or usually used in a threatening manner to allow others the opportunity to receive or run from catching yo Hans.
Literally meaning to get beat up, usually with a flurry of heavy handed fists to the face repeatedly.
Usually used by a black person or white person trying to be black, or culturally confused skinny Asian with a bandanna on.

Example:
Yo man, be quiet before you catch deez hans!

Don’t be spittin’ at Trisha or you be about to catch deez hans son!

by Sonnyboi May 18, 2024