take the crust off my bread

cut the outside of your dollar bill

had to take the crust off my bread :((

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.

Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.

by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025

Stuff my crust

When you fill a girls crack with giz

“I want you to stuff my crust.”

by D561 September 27, 2025

the_holy_jubus_crust_

The best offensive meme account on Instagram

Bro check out the_holy_jubus_crust_

by Pizza boiiiiiii March 10, 2019

rust in my crust

When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.

Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.

by ijgfiu davhaj February 25, 2019

tony.lopez.toe.crust

The best person on tiktok. Better than you. Big flex, they're my mutual. Ain't none of yall can compare to tony.lopez.toe.crust. ALL HAIL TONY.LOPEZ.TOE.CRUST. He is the real Alpha. THE REAL DEAL.

"Omg tony.lopez.toe.crust follows you on tiktok?!"
"Yeah. Unlike you. LOSER."

by yourmomlolll July 15, 2021

wipe or let it crust

"Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be

"Sry for the wait i just shat"
"Did you wipe or let it crust?"

by edindzekofanboy January 2, 2025