Crunchy

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..

The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.

by Boombadabing July 20, 2023

Crunchy

A Narcissistic, gaslighting, complaining individual who is often under the influence of alcohol and talks with a raspy voice.

Ugh, I wish Terry would hush with his complaining he’s so damn crunchy. Just the sound of his voice annoys me!

by PzychoReclas August 21, 2023

Crunchy Niggah

A person that is extra deceptive (shady), suspect and highly deceptive.

Some politicians are crunchy niggahs.

by Mooptic531 August 23, 2023

Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.

That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!

by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023

Crunchy Energy

When you're on the tipping point of pushing a good time into a chaotic night. Going from tipsy to wasted.

We were all feeling it and having a good time but Sarah has crunchy energy.

by Trexlady November 4, 2023

crunchwrap

A fan of the musical artist That Kid

Person 1: Do you know That Kid?

Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: He's an amazing artist & that's why i'm a crunchwrap

I'm a fan of That Kid, so i'm a crunchwrap

by stanloonaorelse December 2, 2023