Beef & Cream

The act of ejaculation after receiving a blumpkin as you drop a meaty Duce.

Old Blowy got a beef & cream from swisher Sweden after his birthday Taco Bell meal.

by Slobbin the Didly September 8, 2016

cream theater

A porno theater. A place where cream is produced by men milking themselves.

Kevin: "I heard that Father Jones was caught pullin' it at the cream theater."
James: "Well, that's better than puttin' it into an altar boy."

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Cream pool

A pool of jizz on a girl or guy's body, typically on the belly or lower back.

Don't move until I get a towel or you'll spill the cream pool onto the bed sheets.

by Golden Salpal August 5, 2016

butter and cream

A sweet woman. Golden heart. Always believing the best in you no matter what you do.

My ex-boyfriend's mom was butter and cream. He had spent years in prison, on papers, he drinks all day every day, is a dope and sex fiend, yet she still see him as a little boy with a halo of his head. Butter and cream.

by KSmilesBright October 31, 2013

cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !

after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !

by michael foolsley March 17, 2022

nice cream

A fruit-based soft serve ice cream that is dairy free and gluten free; primarily made of frozen bananas. Nice cream can be made with any fruit and nuts but banana usually tends to be the base ingredient. Because it does not have artificial flavors or added sugars, it is considered to be a healthy snack/ treat.

Jane's favorite nice cream is pineapple and coconut. While Jake prefers blueberry and almond.

by FruitBerry February 11, 2019

Taunton Cream

The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.

Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"

by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018