Creamy firework

When a person sticks a firecracker in the other partners anal, after the person has ejaculated in the anal hole.
Then said person will then light the firecracker, so the semen will cover said partners.

Mary: is that a firecracker..?
John: yes Mary

Mary: oh John!
John: here one creamy firework

by Green dumper thumper November 13, 2022

Creamy umbrella

Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz

Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella

by SF2K November 7, 2018

Creamy Lom

Someone who believes they are a sigma rizz lord. A creamy lom can be identified by constantly gooning until a climax, mostly resorting in a wave of super splurge.

Corge: hey Creamy Lom
Creamy Lom: erm what the sigma, I can cleanly tell you havnt been gooning.
Corge: I hope you get touched.

by Ugly rizzlord May 1, 2024

creamy dripper

When you take a shot of ranch at a bar, resembling the feeling of it dripping down the back of your throat

Can I start the night out with 2 shots of a creamy dripper?

by Krystalrasch January 11, 2023

Slavich Creamy Nut

The action of nutting in your slavic mate's coffee while he's not looking, causing a cloud of creamy delicious proteins.

"Hey Alexeï, I creamed your coffee alright this time"
"BLYAT, you did a Slavich Creamy Nut didn't you ?"

by Captain Noot Noot January 25, 2019

Creamy Dipstick

A man's penis immediately after he's ejaculated inside a woman's vagina and then pulls it out he has a Creamy Dipstick.

When a woman then goes down on the man she's enjoying a Creamy Dipstick.

I want to suck your creamy dipstick.

by VaCpl757 January 6, 2019

creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023