Covid Shower

When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.
"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."
by JR382 January 14, 2022
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covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.
by gnostic3 May 25, 2020
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covid paunch

That 8–10 pounds you put on over the year+ of eating large amounts of comfort food during covid isolation.
"I have a covid paunch. It will surely go away when I resolve to discipline my food intake."
by Hafizullah July 13, 2021
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Covid Cooch

Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.
by RCprofessors January 11, 2022
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covid infected

NO, URBAN DICTIONARY! I DON'T WANT A FUCKING COVID INFECTED MUG AND NECK GAITER!!!
let's be honest, you only typed this to see "get the covid infected neck gaiter and mug."
by damnboihethic69 February 08, 2021
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Schlong Covid

The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."

According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.

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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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Covid Worthy

During the Pandemic, people had no choice but to remain home, often alone. Singles looked through dating apps hopefully to meet someone, yet the anxiety of meeting a mate was so high they needed to exceed normal expectations to risk a in person date or physical encounter. If a guy or gal was so hot, you would drop your anxiety about being infected by a deadly virus just to have sex, means that person was Covid Worthy. Ie they are so hot, it's worth the risk of getting Covid just for a shot. This is a play on the Sienfeld episode where Elaine had to decide if her new boyfriend was "Sponge Worthy" due to the scarcity of the today sponge being taken off the market.
I would have left the house for her, That chic was totally Covid Worthy!
by PinkySwirl April 02, 2021
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