Skip to main content

Saw Con

"Saw Con" when said out loud sounds like "Suck on", and should be followed by "deez nuts!".

People who fall for ‘Sup Dog’ are the type of people that fall for this.
Aidan: Hey Synj, are you going to Saw Con?
Synjhin: What is Saw Con?
Ollie: Saw Con deez nuts!
by Rubbish_Dad March 22, 2025
mugGet the Saw Conmug.

Robo-Cons

A Successor to Neoliberalism. An era that is defined by algorithm based conservatism that promotes an inward looking ideology, holding sovereign cultural values as more important than a globalised universal belonging.

Using tech-based advantages and advances in AI, multiple centers of powers exert control over their spheres of influence to set competing narratives for future political, economical and social values for humanity.

Also known as Algo-cons, Algo-conservetism, Robo-conservatism.
You thought Neoliberalism was bad. Welcome to the age of Robo-Cons where AI will make sure you follow an even narrower set of values as prescribed by the elites.
by Le Fool collective May 20, 2025
mugGet the Robo-Consmug.

EMO CON

when you get scammed by people who regret every thing, or a gathering of emo people.
"bro,i think i just got emo conned."
"dude, that emo con last night was crazy, it made me want to sing."
by Virgil simp April 15, 2023
mugGet the EMO CONmug.

con-dom

The magical, mystical, heavenly home of all the prisoners in the universe.
Bob, the anal rapist, was about to get a key to con-dom heaven, the judge would for sure throw the bookie at him and he prepared for the wurst prison possible. A year at the most, he said to himself as the word "life" sizzled into his penis sized brain. His heart raced. Beads of sweat...Bob: "A year in heaven is less than I deserved, butt thank you sir! I shall do my best to keep them al happy!" (www . youtu.be/-48OFresMkI)
by You rReal Name July 9, 2020
mugGet the con-dommug.

con

"Con him!"
by Don't be so serious December 21, 2016
mugGet the conmug.

The simulation con

Gaslight a person until they they see the world as a simulation and material wealth as an illusion.
I will be ready to get the team back together for the simulation con just after I finish spinning this top.
by northbot October 20, 2025
mugGet the The simulation conmug.

goldie-con

the act of a rural white boy wearing gold teeth,(who lives in the suburbs and has never been to jail).
dude1: you nick is real cool, hes rockin the mad golds!

dude2:yo nick is a goldie-con,he aint real!!
by big QPeeezy June 23, 2009
mugGet the goldie-conmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email