coffieum

When your boss tells you he’s going to stay and help after hours, then actually leaves home

My boss told me he was going to stay after hours to help but he decided to leave home instead; he just coffieum me!

by DizzledizzletheOG May 28, 2024

Cofin

Half a coffin??

"I want to be buried in a Cofin."

by Cofin June 7, 2024

combinage

A multitude of connections paired together

It was a combinage of incidents that led to the cause.

by Austin Doran June 15, 2024

comfather

**comfather** also known as (vr, virtzy, v5rtzy, vir) is a tier 5 **discordian** know for his ability to be the smartest thinker in the room, any idea that has crossed your mind **vr** has already thought about, he is **famously** known for his *esex servers* and *com servers* he owned servers like /um (25k) /ily (8k) /entry (*had 13 /entry servers also with 10k+ members to 30k as the largest entry server*) and /put /hbu /how and currently /at, from 2021-2024 ran the discord server industry and started one of the most notorious discord **community's**he's also known for making roblox games that never dropped **due** to his esex servers being terminated so easily, he's know for having a fortnite creator code which he flexs and gives him a income of $15k per month.

vr is the smartest upcoming entrepreneur and he will change the industry unless the industry changes.

him, at the current age of 17 vr is currently working on a underground project which will soon change the world.

comfather is a fucking goat and the smartest man in the fucking world.

by hehimselftonone July 5, 2024

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

coffin tick or coffin split

Achieving an additional bird species to your Life List by the creation of a new species, by the splitting (upgrading a subspecies to a full species status); but after you die.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.

Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.

Though Tom died last year in Panama, seeking to increase his Life List of 7,994 bird species, his wife was able to increase his List to 8,002 species with 8 coffin tick or coffin split due to the IOC upgrading a dozen former subspecies to full species status.

by Professional Birder March 29, 2024