coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

Generative Coach

A Generative Coach is a professional trained by Generatech.net in the art of Generative Coaching.
To be Generative is to generate (or be the source) ones context for life and work. A generative coach is a professional who coaches an individual in being generative.

A Generative Coach is a professional trained by Generatech.net in the art of Generative Coaching.

by Generatech Client January 4, 2005

coach

This is used when referring to homosexuals:

Do you think that dude plays for the other team?
Do he play? He's the COACH.

by drone September 9, 2003

Coach

1. Physical human excrement.
2. Poop.

"Yo, I need to drop Coach."

by Bai Kwei August 11, 2004

Coach

(American, North Pole) A PS2 game profile with a losing record on NCAA 2005 and lost NCAA 2004. A reindeer prototype.

Coach lost to Auburn 3 times.

by George Ballrash July 27, 2004

Codface

A derogatory term for someone who looks mexican.

Person 1: I'm not mexican!
Person 2: Shut up codface.

by Matt D. Underwood April 7, 2008

Coach

Marijuana. A common term in the Pacific Northwest.

Dude, you got any Coach?
I'm all Coached out.
I need to have a "talk" with the Coach.

by Underpants December 6, 2004