Clowers

A group of old men with supreme martial arts skills that protect legless cows in a valley. (usually found in Britain)

The Clowers are considered to be monks by a lot of people.

by Jebbie Sans August 27, 2011

clown face

see "red wings"...
describes the look of someones face who just performed oral sex on a lady who is on her period

You dumb ass clown face...you should have waited 3 days until she was done!!!

by mike mathis March 27, 2003

Clown's pocket

A Clown's pocket is a saggy pussy.

If you keep doing that, you will have a Clown's pocket.

by HornyBitch6105299498 May 15, 2006

ass clown

an unmitigated fool or jerk; a sad sack; a tool or goof.

Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!

by weave March 19, 2003

clown trousers

Like "clown shoes". Only more so

"Christ. Talk about fucking clown trousers"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Clown tool

All round general idiot

That guy is a right fucking clown tool

by Lenny Banter July 29, 2008

porn clown

A person, usually female, who has had a large amount of plastic surgery or other body modifications specifically for a job in the adult entertainment industry.

Barbara got a DD boob job, bleached her asshole, got her clit pierced and injected botulism toxin into her forehead, turning her into the prototypical porn clown. She is the epitome of the modern empowered woman.

by Clyde Greentree April 6, 2010