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Clothing Carpet

The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.
The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.

Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025
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dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump
Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is shrieking at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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Kick around clothes

A set of clothes used for relaxing lounging or playing in that are worn in place of formal or casual attire .
When I get off work I’m taking off my suit putting on some kick around clothes and watching a movie .

Mom: Make sure you change out of your school clothes ,and into some kick around clothes if you plan to play outside.
by Dollysantana February 7, 2024
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floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.
Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
by Seth L-V February 5, 2008
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dirty dish cloth holder

I'd lick her dirty dish cloth holder
by tambo1874 June 7, 2009
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Mothballs Clothing

A girl who thinks she's cool but actually lives in Pasadena...
"This Club Element used to be cool until they started letting in too many Mothballs Clothing!"
by AndreiLeonardo December 9, 2008
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