Clarting

Clarting (Noun/ verb)

A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.

Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”

Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.

Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”

Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.

"it was so wild, a clart hit the ceiling!"

"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."

"What’s up, clarter?"

"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"

by cultuursniffer August 6, 2025

Clapter

Sarcastic applause

Connor sat at his desk slow clapping after Cheyenne made a somewhat humourous joke. "Thanks for the clapter" she responded.

by Yoopiedoopie September 19, 2025

Clastolgia

A feeling of longing for a past event that ended or went a different way than you had hoped or anticipated, and wanting it to go back to the way it was in its 'peak' or 'prime.'

I have so much clastolgia for high school, life just used to be so much better.

by asdfghjiu September 29, 2025

Clasty

Shortened version of “have some class that’s nasty” used when somebody lacks decorum and couth.

“Dom your clasty asf” “dom just ate 6 cakes from heavenly dessert and licked the crumbs of the floor that’s mad clasty”

by getrude heffer October 26, 2025

CautiousNMK

little 7teen year old ext who prays on kids to gain any sort of advantage, claims to be a god when he's just another white fella, obsessed with discord egirls

is that cautiousNMK WTFFFF

by xzxfgrngnergn November 5, 2025

Max Clakton

Bit of a rip.

Oh look it`s Max Clakton, bit of a rip

by Tomoffy June 2, 2018

GOOCH CLAT

When your booty makes a rumbling vibration/sound from a ferocious fart.

"Oh brother, I just felt my gooch clat!"

by eeecha September 18, 2018