Children

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.

Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.

by Onefukked_up_asparagus July 04, 2019

Children

Stupid little shits who don't know how to sit down for five minutes

I don't want any children

by May 06, 2022

Children

Demon spawns that exists through humans

Oh ew.. a demon children

by Bk-Cp1 April 17, 2021

Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.

Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.

by Figo3 April 09, 2018

Children

Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men

I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away

by Overachiever69 June 03, 2020

Children

Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.

"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"

by ash da legend October 06, 2023

Children

Ballz.

Children r saggy!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 20, 2020