Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"

-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?

by 0utofSight December 3, 2018

cereal when haves milk

that moment when the milk contains cereal

wow that a big sex poop cereal when haves milk

by cheese eat February 12, 2019

cereb-jabron axis

The axis of cerebral and jabroni. Goes from jabron to cereb.

Bro, did you see what a jabroni that guy was?? He's lower than you you on the cereb-jabron axis!

by cereb April 14, 2019

Charect

The way to describe someone who is more than perfect.

I care so much for you and you mean so much to me, ur more than just perfect .... ur charect .

by smmanuel_ April 27, 2019

cereal fest

(Noun) After a long evening of homework, typically after 10:00pm, a break is needed as well as the consumption of yummy cold cereal! Best shared with a bestie or sibling and hilarious YouTube videos.

Nevada and Cole had a cereal fest after four hours of studying for finals.

by Changus August 26, 2019

cereal number

What Internet geeks who can't spell call the serial number for a product.

Email to tech support: Hello, some of the keys on my Del Inspiron 5566 don't work, my cereal number is wife: 1516874.
Reply: Are you calling about your Dell Inspiron or about cereal? Because if you're calling about cereal, I'm sure General Mills has a phone number.

by Seshie November 14, 2019

Cereal

The substance that gets us through our morning.

Give the cereal to Michael he wants it.

by mvb123 December 10, 2019