Chappad

Chappad is combination of two words - Chappal (Indian word for flip-flops) and Thappad (Slap). When you're very angry at someone, you want to both hit them with sandals and slap them at the same time. So the word is Chappad.

When the guy cut me on the lights, I was so angry that I wanted to give him chappad.

by yobabynobaby June 23, 2014

bottled and capped

When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)

I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.

by Jose, James,David June 8, 2007

oops i crapped my pants

diapers for the nearly dead

old people poop their pants.....bwhahahaha

When I showed up with her groceries, I had to tell the Crypt Keeper that her Oops I Crapped My Pants were out of stock. But I need them! she said.

How do you know about Oops I Crapped My Pants? Because I'm wearing them and I just did.

by Eat a dick February 20, 2004

chopped lover

Similar to chopped liver, is having sex with someone when all other options are exasperated. Could also be used in place of friends with benefits.

Yeah we're having sex, but he's just chopped lover.

by Laundromat August 24, 2016

Clapped

(of a person) having a physical or mental condition that limits their movements, senses, or activities.

“That Harvey Price is so clapped”

by Up the Tics June 12, 2018

Capped

Another word for handicapped

John: "2+2=3"
Adam: "John I can't believe how fucking capped you are"

by UnexpectedWeirdo December 8, 2018

Chopped

Chopped is a word meaning that you have just (cut) something in (half) or in (multiple) (pieces)

The man used a knife and chopped his penis off cutting it in half and then cutting it multiple pieces and then putting it into a nice salad with ranch dressing.

by Black dildo September 16, 2019