milf central

the worst group of people known to man

yeah that groupchat is a total milf central. they're the worst!

by leesdragontea January 18, 2022

Central

Central is a word that is hard to define - what is central just is central - it is a new catchphrase used to define hot people.

'That's so central' - that's so quiche, so hot, so it, that is the moment.

by tchinarro September 5, 2022

Walled Lake Central

A pit of hell where all the coked up prostitutes go known for the unnecessary dress coding and accusing Of vaping which everyone does but can’t catch a mf for shit their one of the principals is a Dilf and the other ones look like a bald Ed Sheran and a twiggy bill nye the science guy who wears way too much off brand Versace cologne and gives off woody from toy story vibes

Northern just shit on central’s football team literally haven’t won in 3years

Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central

A girl got fucked on the stairs at central

by I’mnotabagofbones October 14, 2021

South Central High School

The ghetto. basically a big ass Boxing ring. but can fight better than Conley, rose, and any other 252 High School🥱

South Central High School has the best basketball team in the 252

by KysonT February 3, 2020

Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!

by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024

cap city central

When someone is so full of shit.
(Gen alpha slang)

A: Yo, I lowkey bagged this mad baddie last night.
B: That’s cap city central. Ain’t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.

by anonymous February 26, 2024

Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.

Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.

by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012