Chasing the Snake

A Polish saying which explains why you walk twice as much going the same distance back from the bar than to the bar.

The staggering S pattern across the street is akin to chasing a snake, which slithers left and right.

"Woytek took 45 minutes coming home yesterday."
"What? But he lives down the road!"
"Yes, but he was chasing the snake."

by Dutchtica July 2, 2015

chasing the cotton mouse

When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.

String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.

"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."

by Tyler Dunkle January 9, 2016

Chasing the Void

Chasing the Void starts when someone experiences the "void" for the first time. It is popular among anime fans who find a series they have poured all of their emotions into which leaves them emotionally devastated once they have concluded watching the series. The emotional devastation causes a void in the viewers heart that is an addictive state of mixed emotions that typically leaves the viewer contemplating the meaning life. Once experiencing the void for the first time, the viewer chases that first time and tries to find another series to leave them in a similar state; however, the more times someone experiences the void, the stronger tolerance to emotional devastation they build. Some may find a series that leaves them with a greater void than the first, but eventually the voids become smaller and until that desired state of euphoria can never be reached again.

Tyler is still chasing the void left by Akame Ga Kill

by aidanpb1 January 16, 2019

banana-caking

(v) To spend time with one's significant other at home rather than going out and being social with friends; to bake banana bread instead of partying

While everybody else was at the rager getting laminated, Charlie and Sally were at their apartment banana-caking it.

by Moss Herder June 5, 2014

Dash Caming

Taking a selfie or group picture using your vehicle dash camera that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook ,Myspace or any other sort of social networking website.

Hey Chuck, why don't you stop dash caming and put both hands on the wheel while driving.

by WPollitt September 18, 2014

Christmas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds to excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Christmas Caking"

by Santa Shitface February 1, 2010

Chasing the Dragon

That game that Stan from South Park played in that episode "Guitar Queer-O."

Highly addicting.

Chasing the Dragon!! You chase the dragon while injecting yourself... but you never actually catch the dragon.

by S.P.Luuuuuvah June 23, 2008