Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.

by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022

Revert Capital

The advantages which come with being a new revert to the religion of Islam.

Olly was given revert capital as he got 50% off at chaiwala and a free trip to Umrah.

by Revertroster December 16, 2021

Capitalism

A Monopoly board

Screw Capitalism

by NorthBoy99 December 21, 2024

capitalism vs communism

The great debate between the people who think communism is when the government does stuff and who think capitalism is when oversimplified logo and people who think that communism is when poor and capitalism is when rich.
Overall, the capitalists tend to win because the communists genuinely think that capitalism somehow directly made logos oversimplified, but none of them deserve to win and they both should block every social media except YouTube and say "do not recommend channel" whenever they see a political video to the YouTube algorithmic method of determining if you wish to watch a video or would instead prefer to watch the funny rat video.

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guy 2: jark beisdunked all yur voints in hisn djuustitic assaay but debunk
guy 1: guy 3 deabbaanunked thsis!
guy 2: RENJWENWJECY KSDB AKNDBADBKAD IF AIKASLDDKWDWODOKDWOKDWKWDKDKKDOWKDOWLLSLLSLLSXL,,SKLSAD,SA././././...,. RHEN FALSDE
guy 1: DSKAMKDMAMSDMAKMD;ASMDL;ASMD;ASLMD;ASLMDAS;LMD;ALSMD;AD;LADMA;LMSDL;AMD;ASLMDLAS;DM I TREIGHT YUR WRONG
guy 2 magically does not see the rest of this argument, he took the L1?!//1/!??!!??!?!!?1/1?1/!?1/!?1/

by unfunny man July 13, 2022

Granite Capital of the World

Elberton, Georgia
This is where the largest supply of granite has been for centuries

The Guidestones in Elberton, Georgia are an example of the Granite Capital of the World

by Georgiapeach September 16, 2013

Capital 8

(Noun, Adj) Describtion: Word that is used for an individual who is under the influence of drugs.

"That girl is a real Capital 8, always strung out."

by ThatCapital8Bitch November 6, 2019

DCG Capital

DCG Capital is a global investor capitalizing on and investing in both emerging and developing markets across 6 continents. DCG Capital was founded in 2015.

John told me about how his investments in DCG Capital made him financially independent.

by Thepedia February 4, 2024