dense cabbage

Someone is who's just generally dumb

If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.

by Comrade.eXe June 26, 2019

Stuffing Cabbage

(Verb) The act of fucking one's testicals into another's anus.

Girl - What are you doing
Guy - Stuffing cabbage, bitch
Girl - Oh, ok

by Cabbagestuffed October 8, 2009

exploding cabbage

when a male thrust into a females vagina after ejaculating while there is an air pocket inside the vagina, causing the sperm to explode outwards of the vagina.

last night after dinner, my boyfriend a I fucked and he gave me an exploding cabbage.

by captain shame June 27, 2011

tant cabbage

The hair between your ass hole and tant

Noah has a lot of tant cabbage

by Doublecombo August 24, 2015

Smol Cabbage

You're smallish friend who you like as a friend, or more, you know, whatever.

"Yo, Kaylee, she's my smol cabbage

by Dir3wolfe October 27, 2016

sticky cabbage

A code word or another word for weed or majuaina

Hey bro do got any of that sticky cabbage

by FakeLover May 28, 2017

cock cabbage

A very putrescant case of genital warts

Someone with the IQ of a root vegetable

I really should have used a condom my dicks now covered in cock cabbages

Those urban dictionary editors rejected my definition they're a bunch of absolute cock cabbages

by Snarflecakes July 12, 2017