A large brown bird of prey native to south India. With a wingspan of 13-15 feet, the bearded Indian has the largest flight range of any bird of prey, often seen hunting in parts of western Australia. Often seen at parties, this awesome raptor feeds on good times, booze, and sexy bitches.
by piopett April 27, 2009
The scraggly, fuzzy, uneven growth on a servicemember's face while he is on an extended leave of absence.
The last day of vacation usually involves the shaving of the Leave Beard - a very difficult and time consuming task.
by 7h0rn3 April 11, 2010
by Beard Rape August 26, 2009
When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.
by Pogonophile November 30, 2010
by Captian Explicative August 04, 2006
a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.
Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl
Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl
EXAMPLE 2
You are under arrest- Cop
NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric
Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop
Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl
EXAMPLE 2
You are under arrest- Cop
NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric
Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop
by IgotsumCRABZ June 25, 2009
Facial hair grown by a man when he hits depression and gives up trying to score with the ladies of his type, and he refuses to shave until he actually does get laid. This aids in not only motivating him due to the itchiness, but also lowers his standards to pork any hoebag.
Guy1: Dude, i need to get outta this bar, my neck is itchin the hell out of me...
Guy2: no way man, there's some drunk chicks down the end of the bar. finish your PBR and head down there.
Guy1: i guess so man, they are fat, but i really need to get rid of the sex beard.
Guy2: no way man, there's some drunk chicks down the end of the bar. finish your PBR and head down there.
Guy1: i guess so man, they are fat, but i really need to get rid of the sex beard.
by milkacow June 19, 2008