Captain Ka-Buttholes

1.Captain of the famous ship "The S.S. Buttflap"
2.Someone ka-awesome.

"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"

by deadgirlxsinful December 20, 2009

The Texas butthole tickler

A weird person

The Texas butthole tickler is a weird mf.

by Yea yea ma’am April 11, 2022

Butthome

(butthole) but mistakenly spelled by my friend Abbie. A home for your poop and penis

My butthome is sore from last night.

by Ash42f October 13, 2014

bumholed

Bumholed is a verb, specifically the past tense of the verb bumhole.

Chris: How are things going with you and that post office worker?
Mike: Things are great! She came over last night, delivered a package that had been delivered to the post office, exclaimed it was shoes and then asked me what I wanted to do tonight.
Chris: You decided to bumhole her, didn't you?
Mike: Yep, I bumholed her good!

by The Evil Evil Muppet December 28, 2015

chocolate buttoned

when your girlfriend is asleep, you put cadbury's chocolate buttons in her ass crack, as the night wears on the chocolate buttons melt, thus upon awakening the poor bint thinks she's shat herself during the night

"oh my god, I think I've had an accident during the night.......i'm so embarrased"

"hahahahahahaha, you just got chocolate buttoned, bitch!!!!!"

by Pink Chris April 5, 2004

Butthole Cheese

Cheese exiting through your butthole. Can be liquid, like nachos, or chunky, like blue cheese. Usually causes the feeling of constipation.

I can't have sex with all this Butthole Cheese on my ass!

My Butthole Cheese is preventing me from pooping.

by dontflicktheknockers March 27, 2012

butthole bandits

getting a bunch of naked guys and turning off the lights, then running around trying to stick your dick in someones ass in the pitch black darkness.
(if you so do this you are a super faggot.)

hey javier you wanna call the guys and play butthole bandits later?

by tymieshu June 13, 2008