butthole smurfers

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced

"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"

by big_cheebus October 31, 2021

hell’s butthole

After getting discharged in Vietnam, Grandpa created hell’s butthole out of desperation. A blend of Bacardi 151, Everclear, and some dragon fruit juice, it lived up to it’s name after he had to get his stomach pumped and a catheter for the rest of his life.

Damn dude! After Wayne slammed down some hell’s butthole, he ran around naked and took a shit on the feds’ cars!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Poopy Butthole

A person who is acting annoying and bothersome. (A pain in the butt)

Person 1: Bro my cousin is such a poopy butthole.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 3: He rapped and murdered my entire family. Even my dog.

by Cucaracha May 9, 2022

Micro Butthole

a microscopic butthole mostly used as a butt that's smaller than your penis

"Hey dood dat girl over dat has a Micro Butthole"
"watchu meen i have a tiny dong lil nibba"
"nah nah she has a micro ass JAMMY"

by NibberFlaggot December 20, 2017

butthole bush

the hair around someones butthole

damn dude that girl had butthole bush going on.

by thinknegative February 1, 2014

butthole fingers

When after fingering another's butt you have a particular stench on your fingers. Similar to what happens with fingering a vagina.

Damn those butthole fingers smell like shit!

by ZiggyZ21 November 19, 2016

butthole disease

Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.

It is hard to go anywhere for long periods of time because of my butthole disease.

by sypha-dius July 11, 2016