Burrito Sneezer

you shit in one of the girls nostrils after ass sex then jizz in the other then open your mouth in front of her nose when she sneezes
Man I had the greatest Burrito Sneezer yesterday.

I wanna get a Burrito Sneezer from Mrs. Miklosky.
by Kip and Caolan January 13, 2005
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California Burrito

The best kind of burrito, ALWAYS made with guacamole. It also has everything else a normal burrito has. They are made fresh from authentic restaurants.
Dude, im hungry, I'm going down the street to get myself a California burrito.
by PostToBe76 March 17, 2015
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burrito bandit

a krew from california that goes around throwin burritos and all kinds of other foods at people for their own amusment
cedric:damn nigga i got hit by those damn burrito bandits again
deandre:fo sheezey i feel yo pain my brotha they got me yesterday too
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Mexican Burrito

You you stick a burrito in your partners mouth, have sex with it, and then eat it afterwards.
I gave your sister a Mexican Burrito yesterday.
by LSD MILF BONG June 30, 2009
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man burrito

a man burrito is simply a PENIS and a person that eats a man burrito is a person that enjoys giving felacio to guys...in particular gay guys. They are looking for what is called the "souor cream"
Man, those guys Sam and Marty sure like the man burrito, they must like sour cream a whole lot!
by Lui October 27, 2005
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Burrito sleeve

Jose: Hey Lopez, did you and your girl do the Chaka Chaka, yet?

Lopez: yeah hombre. She made me wear a burrito sleeve.
by TummyToucher551 September 27, 2017
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alabama burrito

after shitting in a person's ass, you proceed to fuck their asshole
"I Alabama Burritoed my cousin after we ate some hot and spicy Mexican Food."
by moe_blunts September 01, 2007
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