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Bumping Depends

1. Retirement home romance, whether or not sex is involved

2. Two or more elderly people having sex

Note: the term may be used within the gay community to refer to people above the age of 35
Ethel just moved to the third floor of Shady Acres last week, but she's already bumping depends with Giuseppe in 304. I know because he offered her his tapioca today.

OR

I spent the weekend at the lake house with my family. I was having a blast until I walked in on my grandparents bumping depends.

OR

Andrew just turned 35 yesterday. I guess that means that he and Bradley are officially bumping depends now.
by Alecsandyr September 2, 2013
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Feta-Bump

A word created as a way to describe the process of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum typically laced with fetynal.
Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.
by trollinghannah March 25, 2022
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pee bumps

A bump between your vagina and anus that burns when you pee....
I have pee bumps between my butt hole and vagina
by simply Complicated August 28, 2016
mugGet the pee bumpsmug.

Waffle Bumps

Placing your cocaine into the crispy, golden traps of a waffle before taking a bump.
Noraa loves putting his cocaine into the tiny squares on a waffle before taking a morning bump, Yay waffle bumps!
by TheLemming November 15, 2015
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Bumping fronts

Yeah they were acting weird, maybe they're bumping fronts?
by DerekHunt March 19, 2022
mugGet the Bumping frontsmug.

Blood Bumping

When two menstruating females scissor in a semi-rough bumping fashion to combine their blood together to become "moon sisters". The sexual woman form of becoming blood brothers. Receiving pleasure from a close friend by swapping and conjoining nectars. Constant same-cycling moon sisters become perma mooners when two women believe their spiritual closeness is derived from their blood bumping.
"Yo, my girlfriend been out all night with her friend prob blood bumping or some shit because they think they bff's. Lesbians.... its wack."

"Me and Susie are so synched we might as well be blood bumping."

"I've been blood bumping for so long we're perma mooners; Susie and I can tell each other anything."

"Can I get HIV from blood bumping?"
"Yes."
by Pooma Moomas January 11, 2014
mugGet the Blood Bumpingmug.

Fag bumps

When a gay man gets an uncontrollable boner for another man
Look at jerry, he just can’t stop getting those fag bumps
mugGet the Fag bumpsmug.

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