brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.

I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.

by waffle August 9, 2003

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brain grenade

opening a beer, where the act of popping the top is much like pulling the pin on a grenade and the effects are felt the next day

dude gimme a brain grenade

by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009

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A girl whom you've had no physical contact with due to geographical constraints but that you date via phone, texting, email, facebook or various other social media avenues. You would adore this girl enough to send messages back and forth throughout the day and look forward to talking on the phone well beyond midnight. The couples brains would become tender lovers prior to the allowance of physical contact.

"I'm sorry, you are nice and all, but I have a brain girlfriend". "She is so far away from me now but she's always with me and my brain and I love her to death".

by Cruisingm April 30, 2014

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brain burp

When an irrelevant comment slips through the mouth before the brain has a chance to filter it.

Example:
"So if the government wants to fix this situation there going to have to-"

"Bananas are great"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Sorry, brain burp."

by Triangle Jeff November 12, 2013

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brain fluffy

similar to a brain fart or zoning out, however your brain is filled with fluffy, cloudy, numbness. a light and fun term. During a brain fluffy you can not focus on anything.

Bill was sitting in History and was called upon..

Teacher "Bill who was the British Captain during the Boston Massacre"
Bill "Uh what?"
Girl in class "looks like he had another brain fluffy"

by name: email: age: October 9, 2010

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