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idiot box

A black, cubical, electronic "box". One side of this cube is however, bot black, but a clear "screen". When this electronic box is activated or "turned on", it flashes towards the "viewer" various images and sounds. These images and sounds are usually either fabricated in a "studio" or coming "live" from a very different place than the viewer is sitting on the couch and watching/hearing them.

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Damn, New Years Eve fucking sucked. I sat in my apartment all alone and watched the idiot box until passing out at 2AM.
by Forever Remain April 29, 2008
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Ball Boxing

Using a dudes ball sack as a punching bag. The boxer can wear boxing gloves or go bare handed, and punch the man’s balls. Often done using a table with a hole cut out for the balls to dangle through. The boxer can then stand or sit underneath and use the testicles to box with.
Bro I saw the craziest porn last night! A dude dropped his nuts through a hole and someone was punching them from the other side like a punching bag! It was called ball boxing!
by Bust More Balls November 29, 2022
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batters box

Pertaining to the theoretical world of sexual bases; batters box refers to the pre-first base status of no titillating action.
She has never fondled with another person before; she is still in the batters box.
by Jesse M. Garcia August 23, 2008
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douche box

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.
People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.
by Red Forman January 11, 2009
mugGet the douche boxmug.

tree boxing

stalking behaviour,spying .trying to hide behind a tree, pole, watching somebody , with arms tucked in
usaually girlfriend, boyfriend
that bitch had me so fucked up i was tree boxing outside her house at 3:00 in the morning to see who she came home with
by mike(the mighty) quinn June 28, 2008
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Box Block

The female version of "C-Block". This can occur 1 of 3 ways:
1)A male friend begins a conversation with you at the most inoportune time.
2)A female friend brings up a conversation topic that is typically spoken between women (i.e yeast infection, menstrual clot, etc.).
3)or another hoochie scoops in on the fella you have eye ballin all night.
OK girls I need to get some action tonight.......NO BOX BLOCKING!
by RN Gyna August 23, 2004
mugGet the Box Blockmug.

tight box

"I fucked maddi last night, she had a tight box!"
by Haydos.96 July 30, 2014
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