Batman that Woman

This occurs when two retards attempt to Superman that Ho.

Fred didn't know exactly what sex was, or "how that works", but nevertheless he attempted to Batman that Woman by throwing a towel over her.

by Jarvis T. Wiggles October 30, 2008

Batmask

The batmask is performed by stretching the skin from your scrotum over an unsuspecting victims eyes, preferrably when theyre asleep, If performed correctly ,It will resemble the old school batman mask from the 1970s, For extra credit shave your ballhair.

I wanted some ass, but my bitch passed out, so I batmasked Her instead!

by ChuckNorris666 April 3, 2010

batmanporn

A really sexy person

Hey have you heard of batmanporn?

Yeah! hes so hot 😍

by AlexanderPlatz😂💪🏾 May 20, 2021

The Batman style

In order to be sexually aroused, the act of killing your significant others parents (doesn’t matter what gender you are, it works as long as they have parents)

“Hey I tried to spice up our relationship so I the Batman style her”

by Defining Guru November 12, 2019

feelin' like batman

when you are so hungover or high that no one can understand what you are saying

person 1:ima b at ma houz ind sliep fur bout tin hurs....
person 2:man you're trippin balls. you must really be feelin' like batman. i can't understand shit you're saying.
person 1: hehehe wubevr dueede

by iamyouyouareme September 24, 2010

batmanning

suddenly and silently disappearing without a trace and with no forewarning becoming completely unreachable by any communications device or service

7:14 pm:

hi sugar

hey lil mama, what's up?

ooh you tickle me with that!

that's what's up, lil mama

what are you doing tonight?

...

hello?

...

8 am the next day

yo, lil mama what's up?

lol, nothin if you keep batmanning out on me like that!!!

by classic1979 April 27, 2009

the batman

Shittiest batman cartoon ever. Basically a clone of Jack Chan adventures, this incarnate of batman has a younge Bruce Wayne fight a Jamaican Joker, a Bane that looks like a oversized used tampon, and a Mr. Freeze that has a used condom on his head. Nice going WB

Batman the animated series>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Batman

by Juicy Mix May 13, 2005